Bob The Cube

The Cubes

Build and play your own capitalist hell.

This is Bob.

Everyday he goes to work and everyday he sits at a desk surrounded by four grays walls and stares at a computer monitor for 8 long hours with a half hour unpaid lunch break and (Ed ~ Jeez, Bob, grow a pair, raise up and overthrow the shackles of capitalism and unite in a workers revolution and eat the rich) he has to work late most days and his boss is an a-hole.

BOB

PERSONNEL FILE

HUMAN RESOURCE EYES ONLY:

Employee #: 021871138

Name: Bob

Title: Junior Accounting Analyst

Status: Full time

Hire Date: 04/06/1994

Infractions:

11/20/1995 – Level 9 Conduct Violation (Sleeping in cubicle, 1st offense)

03/01/1999 – Level 6 Conduct Violation (Improper use of company email system -sent digitally altered image of supervisor to coworker)

10/16/2001 – Level 9 Conduct Violation (Sleeping in cubicle, 2nd offense)

02/09/2002 – Level 6 Conduct Violation (Playing "Minesweaper" on company time)

03/29/2002 – Level 9 Conduct Violation (Sleeping in coworker's cubicle, 3rd offense - Action Taken: Salary reduction of $.10/hr

Company: Archie McPhee  / Accoutrements - 2002

Old stock from our original online shop

New Boxed. Excellect condition. Slight wear damage to top box lid.

Rare and collectable