Avenging Narwhal

The narwhal is an arctic-dwelling whale that has been called "the unicorn of the sea" due to its long pointy tusk. 

There is debate about the true purpose of this tusk, but finally the truth is revealed! 

The narwhal uses its tusk to impale the cute animals of the world, specifically baby seals, baby penguins and koalas. 

This 5-1/2" long, hard vinyl narwhal comes with four magic tusks (crystal, onyx, ruby and ice) to impale the three 1-1/2" long, soft vinyl cuties. 

Don't let cute overrun the world, fight back with your own Avenging Narwhal!

For centuries, the Narwhal was the great mystery of the sea. With the body of a whale and the horn of a Unicorn, many people believed that these fascinating creatures were harmless inhabitants of the icy waters of the Arctic Ocean. Recent studies, however, have exposed the secret agenda of these mysterious mammals and the true purpose of their extraordinarily long pointy tusks.

The studies revealed that millions of years ago, penguins, snow seals and koalas ruled the earth. For sustenance, they feasted upon whales, dolphins and other sea mammals to the point of near extinction. But the Narwhal went into hiding beneath the ice of the North Pole, biding their time, planning their revenge and sharpening their tusks. Finally, they reemerged, tusks gleaming with newfound magical power, and fought back against the adorable creatures that threatened their existence. The battle was long, and many Narwhal were lost, but their strong will and sharp tusks were enough to stave off the cute ones temporarily. 

Now, once a year, in a continuous effort to keep their enemies at bay, the Narwhal leave their homes to embark treacherous migration to Antarctica in the hunt for baby penguins and seal pups. Many will not return... Along their journey, they will spend time in Australia, swimming upstream to the inland habitat of the koalas, where they will actually leap out of the water to spear the deadly koalas from their perches high in the Eucalyptus trees. 

• 5-1/2" long
• Hard vinyl
• Four detachable tusks
• Includes baby seals, baby penguins and koalas to impale

Archie McPhee / Acctruments

Very Rare and collectable.

Original version 1st edition design

Mint condition.

New in Box.

Old online store stock from early 2000s